Monday, October 6, 2008

Desperate housewives season 5 Episode 2

Ok , Here it goes.
I was SERIOUSLY disappointed in this episode. I am hoping all this nonsense leads to better episodes.
Susan's ex husband Mike meets her new boyfriend Jackson in an awkward way, in his robe fetching Susan's paper in the morning. soon after, Mike threatens Susan regarding their custody battle if she doesn't allow Jackson to hang out with Mike so he can get to know who is around his son... seriously Mike has a point but now they are talking about what Susan likes during sex.. WHOA.. i would be too damn jealous to be hanging around my exes new lover.. but whatever they like each other and want to continue to hang out. at one point Susan goes to the bar to meet up with Mike and you can see a connection between them. Obviously they still love each other - come on they have a child together, and quite frankly i think they will be getting back together. JMO

Also, im a bit concerned about the way Bree has been treating Orson. not only that but she is using her deceased ex-husbands last name as her "business name" instead of Orsons last name (Hodge) and he is quite disturbed by this. Bree also had the GALL to say "No there is no MR Van De Kamp he is deceased and in regards to my husband....he definately didnt die due to my cooking" When asked whether there was a "Mr. Van De Kamp" by a radio personality.. all the while Orson was listening to the live show. he was upset that she didnt mention him. MY FAVORITE part of the episode was when Bree came home after a dinner party that she catered and forgot all about her promise to Orson to cook him a pot roast for 2 days in a row in which she failed to do, and when she came home after thatparty at midnight he MADE her cook him that POT ROAST LOL.. seriously after neglecting your husband she deserved more then that especially bc he is so good to her and very supportive.

Lynette found a website similar to myspace that one of her twin sons frequented. so she made up a fake profile and started "getting to know" her son. well when she realized she gone too far when her son "fell in love with her" she decided to write him and tell him she had a boyfriend and to keep following his dreams but she signed it MOM instead of the fake girls name. and so he came down the stairs and was heart broken and pissed and humiliated. whatever these are like, everyday things that happen in households so it shouldnt be on desperate housewives.,. sorry i want to be in tv land when im watching and quite frankly it wasnt much to me.

the only part of the episode that had any type of Drama was when Edie got upset about mrs McClusky making a comment about her breast and she complained to her husband. just then her husband said he would make it a POINT to make sure everyone on Wisteria Lane would respect her and treat her equal to them. He then visits Mrs McClusky at her home and asks her to apologize to Edie and she refuses. anyway bottom line is he said if she didnt then she wouldnt want the last thing she loved (HER CAT) to be taken from her. so she still refused and couldnt find her cat. he approached her outside her home and asked for his help in finding the cat and he again suggested she apologize to Edie in which she agreed and when she knocked on Edies door to apologize Edie was stunned when Mrs McClusky was JUMPY in making sure she told her husband that she apologized. when she got home she found her cat in her home and an open window... she knew it was Edies husband but im pretty sure Edie has no idea what her husbands intentions are.

moments later Mrs McClusky knocks on Katherines door with some flowers. Katherine wonders why she would be so kind as to bring flowers and Mrs McClusky bluntly states that she needs to use her computer to find out WHO Edies husband really is..
That was really the extent of the episode. if you missed it, you didnt miss much..

and Gaby and Carlos' story in this episode wasnt anything out of the ordinary. after being thrown out of a dinner party in which they were DISinvited to, they spoke about what happened in the car on the way home and Carlos spills his hearts out telling Gaby that he has never been happier then he is now with his wife and children, even more when they had millions of dollars. Gaby got a little emotional- but maintained herself enough to just smile and kiss his hand.

im hoping for a better episode next sunday. i need some drama in my life- afterall, I, Myself am a desperate housewife <3

Desperate housewives season 5 Episode 1

Susan and Mike are Divorced- Susan has custody of their son, she is sleeping with her painter who wants a relationship with her but she refuses. there was a car accident when Susan and Mike were married, they collided with a woman who ran a stop sign . in the womans car was her infant child. they both died. Mike and Susan survived and Susan has issues now bc she feels like she killed those people and is constantly punishing herself over it which caused the divorce between her and Mike.

Edie is back on Wisteria Lane with a new husband who apparently has issues and is obviously using Edie to get at someone on Wisteria Lane.Edie has noticibly changed while around her husband but behind his back she is still a raving bitch.

Bree has her new business after her son/grandson was taken from her by Danielle whos baby it REALLY was very abruptly. Bree is so caught up in her business that she forgets that her partner is her partner and not an employee, she uses her partners recipes in her cookbook and doesnt put her name on it, and she is being extremely cold to her husband. not to mention she is using "Van De Kamp" as her last name instead of Hodge. (Van De Kamp is her dead ex husbands last name,..)
Orson went to jail for running over Mike and came out of jail and living back with Bree (his wife)...

Lynette and Tom are doing so well with their pizzaria, their twin sons are grown (16 years old) and cause so much trouble as we all knew they were going to do anyway... in the premiere we have not seen lynettes younger son and daughter. lynettes step-daughter (Toms first daughter) has not shown up yet as she was sent away in season 4 to live with her grandparents bc she was cause too much trouble at the household, like, not just any trouble, she was doing things to hurt people cause she is a psycho like her mother.

Gaby and Carlos have 2 over weight daughters. Gaby has lost her fashion sense and became a "maid" instead of hiring one. lol Carlos has learned to get around and cook with his disability of being blind. the issues they are dealing with have to do with Gabys insecurities being a bit bigger then she used to be, and not feeling as sexy as she used to be as well. she says to carlos " sometimes im glad you cant see me".well i will be posting every episode bc i need a hobby.

lol feel free to comment and ask questions, as im an expert on desperate housewives lol hahahahayou can also comment on what you think might come of things in future episodes.....this season should be very interesting.